Brian Griffin: I can't believe they're brainwashing kids like Chris to serve in the military.
Stewie Griffin: Ah, yes. The bottom 10 percent of our high school class is off to fight another battle.
Brian Griffin: You stole that from The Onion.
Stewie Griffin: What?
Brian Griffin: You stole that. I... read that in The Onion. About the war in Iraq.
Stewie Griffin: Well, if that's true, then I'd say they've got some sharp cookies over at the, uh... what is it again? The Onion?
Brian Griffin: So, if I go up to your room right now, I'm not going to find a copy of The Onion, right?
Stewie Griffin: No. [Tries to run, but slips on his food and falls off his high chair] OW!!! DAMN IT!!!
Brian Griffin: That's what I thought.
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