Peter Griffin: [In bed with Lois] I can't wait to see the expression on Joe's legs when I open my multiplex.
Lois Griffin: I have to say, I'm a little concerned about the zoning for the... Peter, are you peeing in that skull?
Peter Griffin [sarcastically]: No, Lois, I'm getting up and walking all the way to the bathroom and doing it there. Pain in the ass.

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Petergeist

Characters: Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin

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