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Performance Artist Bruce: I definitely need a breath freshener. Ooooh, but that's gonna give me 11 items.
Cashier: That's fine.
Performance Artist Bruce: No, no, no, rules is rules. Let's see what I'm gonna put back. OK, I need the Reynolds Wrap and the bathroom tissue. I could do without the Triscuits, but they sure are good. 7 Up's the whole reason I came down here in the first place. You know what, I'm not gonna need the V8, 'cause I can just get some tomato juice at the mini-mart down the street. It's a little more expensive, but that's OK; I like to help out a small business. I hope it's OK if I pay in pennies.

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Brian Sings and Swings

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