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Death: I gotta take a leak.
Death's Mom: Well, don't forget to zip up your fly. If you don't zip up your fly, a seagull will get you!
Death: God, she's a pain in the ass! I wish Dad was still dead.

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Death Lives

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