Andy: I graduated from anger management the same way I graduated from Cornell -- on time. Now I'm back, got a second chance, and I'm not going to blow it. So, look out Dunder-Mifflin! I mean "look out" in a fun way, you know, not like I'm gonna hurt you. [cut to shot of him entering the office] Hey, guys. Guess who's back? [Dwight attacks him with pepper spray] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Dwight: No need to thank me. [cut to him in an interview] I am not a hero. I am a mere defender of the office. [shot of Toby confiscating all of Dwight's weapons] You know who is a real hero? Hiro, from Heroes. That's a hero. Also, Bono.
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Show: The Office
Episode: The Negotiation
Character: Dwight Schrute
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