Meg Griffin: I hope he doesn't wait and get you a gift at the last minute again.
[cut to Lois opening her gift]
Lois Griffin: My goodness, a human thumb! [camera pulls out to reveal Peter shaking, holding his bloody hand under his arm] Where did you ever find this?
Peter Griffin: It was on eBay. Oh, God, call an ambulance!

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Death Lives

Characters: Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin, Meg Griffin

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