Lois Griffin [in prison, to Peter]: I-I guess I was stealing, because I was so sick of the same old routine. I felt like I had a void in my life. Like there was a secret hole in me.
Glenn Quagmire [popping up in the background]: Oh, God!
Lois Griffin: And I was trying to fill that hole with all kinds of expensive objects and things.
Glenn Quagmire [dancing, clapping]: Oh, GOD!!
Lois Griffin: And I felt wonderful with all those things filling that hole.
Glenn Quagmire [spazzing out]: OH, GOOOOOOD!!!!!!
Lois Griffin: I did this to myself, so I'm just going to have to lay back and let the penal system teach me a lesson.
Glenn Quagmire: That one is also sexual.

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Breaking Out Is Hard to Do

Character: Glenn Quagmire

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