Rev. Lovejoy: I know one of you is responsible for this, so repeat after me. If I withhold the truth may I go straight to hell, where I will eat naught but burning hot coals and drink naught but burning hot cola.
Ralph Wiggum: [continuing the repeating] Where fiery demons will punch me in the back.
Bart: [nonchalant] Where my soul will be chopped into confetti, strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers.
Milhouse: [clearly nervous] Where my tongue will be torn out by ravenous birds.
[A raven outside crows menacingly.]
Milhouse: Bart did it! That Bart right there!
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Show: The Simpsons
Episode: Bart Sells His Soul
Characters: Bart Simpson, Ralph Wiggum, Milhouse
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