Peter Griffin: I know you have a foot fetish, so I got you the Statue of Liberty's foot. [a truck backs up with a giant green foot]
Glenn Quagmire: Aw, thanks, Peter, but Joan's all the foot I need now.
Peter Griffin: What? But, Quagmire, that's the real foot from the Statue of Li--
Glenn Quagmire: No, no, I'm okay.
Peter Griffin: Hey, hey, do you have any idea what I went through to get this? A lot. A real lot. You think this is just, "Oh, here comes Peter with the Statue of Liberty's foot, oh isn't that a gas?" No, no. The reality, the real reality of getting this thing together was staggering. You know? This cost me $437,000; don't ask me how I got it, I had to call in a whole bunch of favors from people I've never even met, so the very least you could do is just, rub up against... I don't know.
Glenn Quagmire: Well, if you want, I could...
Peter Griffin: No-no-no, no, no, it's fine. No-no, whatever, whatever. Just go to your wedding, man.

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: I Take Thee Quagmire

Characters: Peter Griffin, Glenn Quagmire

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