Meg Griffin: I love it! Dad, this is the car!
Peter Griffin: Ah-da-da-hang on a second, Meg. What can you tell me about this one?
Sleazy Salesman: Oh, that's just an old tank I use for those commercials where I "declare war on high prices." Now, about that sedan-
Peter Griffin: Aba-ah-ah-ah hang on there, slick. Now I see your game. We come in here wanting a practical car, but then you dangle this tank in front of me and expect me to walk away. Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot. Now, I demand you tell me more about this tank!

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Hell Comes to Quahog

Characters: Peter Griffin, Meg Griffin

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