Peter Griffin: I mean we're gonna fake your death. This is the best idea I had since I invented that soda.
[cut to Peter in a boardroom]
Peter Griffin: Gentlemen, I give you Crystal Pepsi. All the great taste of regular Pepsi, but without that troublesome opacity. Well, what if you're drinking a regular Pepsi, and somebody's coming at you with a knife, huh? You won't be able to see him past your Pepsi. And-and-and then, and then, who's dead, huh? You! You! You're dead! Stabbed! Crystal Pepsi.

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: I Take Thee Quagmire

Character: Peter Griffin

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