Stacy: I need your help.
[hands House films on a patient]
Dr. House: Who am I looking at?
Stacy: My husband.
Dr. House: Who is suffering abdominal pain and fainting spells. No sign of tumors, no vasculitis. Could be indigestion, or maybe a kidney stone. A little one can pack a lot of wallop.
Stacy: Did you think I would never get married?
Dr. House: Not to someone so poorly endowed. This guy's pancreas is pathetic.

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Show: House

Episode: Three Stories

Character: Gregory House

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