Elaine: I want to be in on this, too.
Jerry & George: Oh, no. No, no.
Elaine: Why not?
Jerry: It's like apples and oranges.
Elaine: What? Why? Why?
Jerry: Because you're a woman!
Elaine: So what?
Jerry: It's easier for a woman not to do it than a man. Men have to do it. It's part of our lifestyle. It's like, uh, shaving.
Elaine: Oh, that is such boloney. I shave my legs.
Kramer: Not every day.

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Show: Seinfeld

Episode: The Contest

Characters: Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Cosmo Kramer, Elaine Benes

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