Turk: If Tyra Banks drove her car over my mom then offered to have sex with me, I'd have to dial 911 in the nude because my pants would already be off.
Carla: That's sweet - while your mother lays there dying!
Turk: [to J.D.] Tell her.
J.D.: His mom doesn't die. Tyra uses her connections in the supermodel world to get government scientists to put Turk's mom's brain into Heidi Klum's body. She falls in love with me, we all move in together.
Turk: It'd be awkward at first but, I'd make it work... because I love my mom.
J.D.: Mmm... and I would love her too!
Carla: New low.
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Show: Scrubs
Episode: My Clean Break
Characters: John 'JD' Dorian, Christopher Turk
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