Peter Griffin [reading Meg's sex pamphlet]: "If you have sex, your penis will fall off and land in another dimension populated entirely by dogs who will eat it." Well, that's something I'd like to avoid. Well, this changes everything!

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Prick Up Your Ears

Character: Peter Griffin

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