Stewie Griffin: I'm entitled to these things, Lois, especially after I got shafted by that Asian Santa at the mall.
[cut to Stewie on an Asian Santa's lap]
Asian Santa: What you want?! What you want for Christmas?!
Stewie Griffin: Um, I was thinking maybe one of those old-timey...
Asian Santa: Too late! Take too long! Sad Christmas!

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Peter's Two Dads

Character: Stewie Griffin

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