Homer: I'm glad I'm back, because the moment that sweet, sweet beer hit my tongue, I was born again!
(Movementarian man and woman gasp)
Rev. Lovejoy: Hallelujah!
Homer: Now I can show all of you what I've come to realize. The reason we're not allowed in the forbidden barn is because there is no intergalactic spaceship. He's taken our money just so he can... [opens the barn doors to reveal a flying saucer] ...build one hell of a space ship!
(Spaceship takes off)
Leader's voice: Homer, your meddling has destroyed mankind's last chance for salvation!
Homer: Whoops...
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Show: The Simpsons
Episode: The Joy of Sect
Character: Homer Simpson
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