Dwight: [after Michael is upset by him trying to fit a dead bird in an aluminum can] I'm sorry! I grew up on a farm! We killed a pig whenever we wanted bacon! And when my grandfather died, we reburied him in an old oil drum! [pause] It would have fit, if he had just given me another minute!

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Show: The Office

Episode: Grief Counseling

Character: Dwight Schrute

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