Willie: I'm tellin' ya! I couldn'ae have shot Burns!
[He uncrosses, then recrosses his legs. Eddie c**ks his pistol.]
Eddie: This is your last warning about that.
Willie: It's impossible for me to fire a pistol! If you'll check me medical records, you'll know I have a cripplin' arthritis in me index fingers! Look at 'em! I got it from Space Invaders in 1977.
Chief Wiggum: Oh, yeah. That was a pretty addictive video game!
Willie: Video game?

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Show: The Simpsons

Episode: Who Shot Mr. Burns?: Part 2

Character: Chief Wiggum

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