Homer/Henry VIII: (in his sleep) Must sire a dude... Must sire a dude...
[Bart appears over his head in a dream bubble.]
Bart/Dream Son: Father, dearest. I am the son you crave. I'm athletic and smart and ever so masculine. Could a girl belch like this? (belches)
Homer/Henry VIII: Oh, my sweet little boy. Why can't I have you?
Bart/Dream Son: I don't know. Too much jerkin' your merkin'?
Homer/Henry VIII: Why you little!! (reaches into bubble and strangles Bart) Get out of my dreams and into my wife!
Marge/Margerine of Aragon: (wakes up and sighs) I could have married the King of France. He wasn’t so obsessed with procreation. Ting-a-ling-a-ling. Know what I mean?
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