Rachel: Is the window open? Because if the window's open, a bird could fly in there and...
Ross: Oh my God, you know what, I think you're right! I think, you know what, listen, listen... a pigeon... no, no, wait, an eagle flew in, landed on the stove, and caught fire! The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid! The eagle, however, misconstrues this as an act of aggression, and grabs the baby in it's talon! Meanwhile, the faucet fills the apartment with water! Baby and bird, still ablaze, are locked in a death-grip, swirling around the whirlpool that fills the apartment!
Rachel: Boy are you gonna be sorry if that's true..

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Episode: The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner

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7 comments to “”

Sierra, August 6th, 2009 at 10:30 pm:

  • OMG, i love ROSS!!! This quote is so freakkin’, by far, my fave!!

I Agree With Sierra, August 6th, 2009 at 10:43 pm:

  • I agree with Sierra completely. I KNOW YOU! It’s Serena Wei Lin Tan here, Sierra. (long name, i know..my initials are SWLT)

    Sierra’s website : idonthaveone.com

    MY WEBSITE : guesswhatsierraidonthaveoneeither.com
    CHECK BOTH OUT! LOVE you Liang Liu

Liang Liu, August 6th, 2009 at 10:45 pm:

  • i love you too serena.. and ross is my fave.

    wei lin a.k.a serena i made a new website.. heres the address iloveserenaweilintan.com

Sierra, August 6th, 2009 at 10:50 pm:

  • Uh, I DONT KNOW YOU SERENA WEI LIN TAN!!! NOR DO I KNOW LIANG LIU!!! WTF< u r probably thinking of some other Sierra. I DONT THINK YOU KNOW Sierra Wai Ling Donovan do you?? BECAUSE THATS ME! (im half singaporean-chinese and half american. hence the wai ling and the donovan)

Serena Wei Lin Tan/ I agree with Sierra, August 6th, 2009 at 10:58 pm:

  • dont freak out! im sorry. i thought you were my friend Sierra Lim Jia Ying. YOU HALF singaporean-chinese and half american? Woah, so cool. I bet u live in singapore. You sound like you do. I want to name my child with Liang Liu after two names. Boy would be Liang Wei Lian Chia. Girl would be Liang Wai Ling Chan. English name for boy is Donovan and english name for girl is Sierra. Common chinese name household for boy is Wei Lian and girl is Wai Ling.. LOVE YOU LIANG LIU, anticipating our child…

Liang Liu, August 6th, 2009 at 11:05 pm:

  • SOrry! My wife thought you were our friend Sierra LIM JIA YING. If its allright with u, we will name our child/children(s?) after you. We love the names Donovan, Wei Lian Chia, Wai Ling Chan and Sierra. wei lian chia and wai ling chan is just mix with your names and our names. anticipatin gour child too sierra..

liang liu, August 6th, 2009 at 11:06 pm:

  • SHIT ! I MEANT SERENA> got confused baby, m so happy u forgave me serena.

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