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Peter Griffin: It's alright. We'll just move the party to the skating rink. Who's sober enough to drive? Uh, okay, who's drunk, but that special kind of drunk where you're a better driver because you know you're drunk? You know, the kind of drunk where you probably shouldn't drive, but you do anyway because, I mean, come on, you got to get your car home. Right? I mean, I mean, what do they expect me to do, take a bus? Is that what they want? For me to take a bus? Well, screw that! YOU take a bus.
Cleveland Brown: I'm that kind of drunk.
Peter Griffin: Shotgun!

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Hell Comes to Quahog

Characters: Peter Griffin, Cleveland

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