Jerry: It's unheard of.
George: She asked me to.
Jerry: So you lie! What did you tell her?
George: I told her that she was pretentious.
Jerry: Pretentious!? The woman has my tax papers. You told her she was pretentious? The IRS. They're like the mafia. They can take anything they want.

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Show: Seinfeld

Episode: The Truth

Characters: Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza

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