Dr. Spaceman: Jack! Tracy! What can I do for you?
Jack: We have a product we want you to give a medical endorsement to.
Dr. Spaceman: I'll do it! What is it?
Jack: It's called the Tracy Jordan Meat Machine. It's a dual-press grill.
Dr. Spaceman: Say no more. If it's giving people meat, then I'm on board. I've always said humans need more animal blood. It keeps their spine straight.
Jack: We appreciate it, Leo.
Dr. Spaceman: (holding bottles of pills) You boys need anything while you're here? Some reds? Some yellows? Just got some purples in from Peru.
Tracy: I'm good.
Jack: It would be rude not to take one or two.

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Show: 30 Rock

Episode: The Rural Juror

Characters: Jack Donaghy, Tracy Jordan

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