Peter Griffin: Joe, you got this all wrong! Like God did when he made Rosie O'Donnell.
[cutaway to Heaven, where an angel is constructing Rosie's body. God staggers nearby, drunk, holding a beer]
Angel: You can't put a vagina on this man!
God: Why not? I'm God!
Angel: Well, what do you wanna do about the breasts?
God: Ah, take a couple out of the bin we can't find matches for.

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Stewie Kills Lois

Character: Peter Griffin

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