Smithers: John...
John: Oh, Waylon. I’d like you to meet the Simpsons.
Smithers: I know the Simpsons. [flatly] So this is your "sick mother?"
John: Don’t do this to me, Waylon...

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Show: The Simpsons

Episode: Homer's Phobia

Character: Waylon Smithers

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1 comment to “Smithers: John… John: Oh, Waylon. I’d like you to meet the Simpsons. Smithers: I know the Simpsons. [flatly] So this is your “sick mother?” John: Don’t do this to me, Waylon…”

QueenBoadicea, August 31st, 2009 at 9:35 am:

  • Waylon must be the most obvious gay man in a TV sitcom who never came out. This brief tense interlude between him and the accredited gay man makes this the funniest bit of this episode.

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