Lois Griffin: Just one more thing.
Peter Griffin: Lois!
Lois Griffin: I need you to take the presents out of the trunk.
Brian Griffin: Aren't you going to do it?
Peter Griffin: It's already done. I dropped them all off at Toys for Toddlers last night.
Brian Griffin: All? Peter, only one gift was for charity, the rest were for the family.
Peter Griffin: No, the rest were from the family... weren't they? [pause] Aw, crap. Since when did they change the meaning of "for" to "from"?
Brian Griffin: I think they had a meeting about it last night.
Peter Griffin: Why wasn't I told?
Brian Griffin: They sent you a card, but it said "For Peter" on it, so you must've thought it was from you, so you didn't, uh... you know, it's just easier to call you stupid.

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

Characters: Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin, Brian

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