Barney: Kids, you don’t give half a brown crayola to what I do for a living, do you?
Kids: Noo.
Barney: I know what you want. Magic! [poof of flame and smoke from hand]
Kids: Ooohhhh.

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Show: How I Met Your Mother

Episode: Nothing Good Happens After 2 AM

Character: Barney Stinson

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