Elliot: Listen, Carla, I can't even pretend that I can give you tips on intercourse....
Carla: I got one for you: stop calling it that.
Elliot: My therapist thinks my trouble in bed stems from a basic fear of intimacy. But I just think it's just because any type of repetitive motion makes me nauseous. Oh, and since I was a little kid, I've always had nightmares about being crushed.
Carla: That poor shrink.

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Show: Scrubs

Episode: My Balancing Act

Characters: Elliot Reid, Carla Espinosa

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