George: Listen... there's something that's been on my mind and we haven't really talked about it. It's kind of important to me.
Susan: What is it?
George: Well... I put a lot of thought into this and I think I would like you to sign a prenuptial agreement.
Susan: A pre-nup?
George: Yeah.
Susan: [bursts out laughing]
George: What's so funny?
Susan: You don't have any money. I make more money than you do. Ha ha. Yeah, gimme the papers I'll sign 'em.
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Show: Seinfeld
Episode: The Invitations
Character: George Costanza
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