Performance Artist Bruce: Lois, I told you, it ain't safe!
Peter Griffin: I'll tell you what's not safe: Going hunting with Dick Cheney.
[cut to Peter and Cheney in a meadow with shotguns]
Peter Griffin: So, y'all set to go hunting?
Dick Cheney: [shoots him about 10 times] Sorry, I thought you were a deer.

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Show: Family Guy

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