Barney: Look around you, Lily! You are in the heart of Bachelor Country. And as a woman, you are an illegal immigrant here. Now, you could try to apply for a sex visa, but that only lasts twelve hours...fourteen if you qualify for multiple entry, heh!
Lily: Ewwww....is something some lame, judgemental chick would say, but I say 'gimme multiple high-fives'!
Barney: WOW, you really are desperate.
Lily: I really am.

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Show: How I Met Your Mother

Episode: World's Greatest Couple

Characters: Barney Stinson, Lily Aldrin

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