Hyde: Look guys, we gotta do something that says we will not pay homage to a corrupt electoral system.
Fez: I know, a bloody coup!
Hyde: That's good, but we're looking for something great. Something that will make our founding fathers proud man, ya know?
Kelso: Let's streak!
Hyde: Bingo.
Kelso: I've always wanted to do that. Just run butt naked through a sea of people. Be free and shake it around! Alright, who's in?
Fez: Will people be chasing us with torches and pointy sticks?
Kelso: No.
Fez: Then, I am in.
Kelso: Great! Eric are you in?
Eric: Streaking, don't get me wrong, I'm completely pro nudity, but I think my dad might kill me and I'm anti being killed.
Hyde: Hey, if there wasn't some huge downside to doing something this stupid, it wouldn't be worth doing, ya know?
Donna: Good point.
Hyde: Oh, and I could write some really great slogan like 'I hate the fuzz!' on my ass.
Fez: If you hate the fuzz on your ass, why don't you just shave it off?

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Show: That 70's Show

Episode: Streaking

Characters: Eric Forman, Fez, Steven Hyde, Michael Kelso

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