J.D.: Look, I'm sorry I was such a jerk yesterday, okay? I mean, come on, look at this floor! You could practically eat off of it!
Janitor: Would you?
J.D.: Would I what?
Janitor: Would you eat off the floor?
[Janitor drops a piece of ham on the floor]
[J.D. leans down to eat it]
J.D.'s Narration: As I bent down to eat that peppered floor turkey, unaware that the cleanser the Janitor uses is an extremely potent diuretic, I realized something... the reason we're doctors is because we have an innate desire to help people.
[J.D. walks off]
Janitor: That was disgusting
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Show: Scrubs
Episode: My Dream Job
Characters: John 'JD' Dorian, The Janitor
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