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Captain Tenille: (making his first address to his crew) I'm a man of few words. (pause) Any questions?
Homer: (raises hand) Uh, is the poop deck really what I think it is?
Captain Tenille: (chuckles) I like the cut of your jib.
Homer: What's a jib?
Captain Tenille: (laughs out loud) Promote that man.

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Show: The Simpsons

Episode: Simpson Tide

Character: Homer Simpson

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