Peter Griffin: Man, this sucks worse than my 16th birthday party.
[cut to Peter's birthday]
Peter Griffin: Thanks for coming to my birthday party, Jake Ryan.
Jake Ryan: Thanks for having me at your birthday party, Peter...make a wish.
Peter Griffin: It's already come true.
Jake Ryan: Here's your present. [They lean in to kiss, but Jake knocks down Peter and the cake and rips off his shirt. He then jumps down and proceeds to rape Peter]
Peter Griffin: No, Jake, not like this!

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: PTV

Character: Peter Griffin

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