James Woods: Man, what a great lunch, Lois. Thank you so much for having me over.
Lois Griffin: Well, it's not often we get to meet celebrities.
Peter Griffin: Yeah, except when I was Christina Aguilera's manager.
[cutaway to Christina Aguilera singing scales and making random movements. Peter walks in]
Peter Griffin: Okay, l-l-let me just go ahead and stop you right there. You sound terrible, alright? Y-y-you're doing this thing, which is just, you know... w-what the hell is that? I mean, a-and if you look like if I touched you, you'd be sticky, and frankly, you smell bad. You're pretty much offensive to all five senses.
Christina Aguilera: That's only four.
Peter Griffin: Well, a-actually, you know when you smell something and it gets stuck in there, and you can sort of taste it? Yeah. Well, I'm-I'm tasting you right now, and it tastes awful. Truly disgusting, like salty garbage.
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