Ted: Mary, I'm sorry. I can't do this.
Mary: What's wrong?
Ted: You're a prostitute.
Mary: No, I'm a paralegal.
Ted: No, you're a prostitute.
Mary: No, I'm a paralegal.
Ted: No, you're a prostitute.

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Show: How I Met Your Mother

Episode: Mary the Paralegal

Character: Ted Mosby

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