Stewie Griffin [from upstairs]: Meg! Meg, I'm hungry! There's a granola bar in the cupboard. I want it! Hey. Hey! What's this? What's going on? Am I talking to myself up there?
Meg Griffin [angrily]: Oh my God, Stewie, just shut up and go to bed!
Stewie Griffin: Do you know what I do, Meg? I spit in your mouth while you sleep.
Meg Griffin: Finally! Look, Mom, I've had it. I am not baby-sitting anymore. It's Saturday night, I could be out, HAVING A LIFE.
Lois Griffin: Meg, if you don't want to babysit anymore, that's fine. But don't you stand there and lie to me about Meg having a life.
Peter Griffin: Oh, Meg, she torched your ass, man. She torched your ass!

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter

Characters: Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Meg Griffin

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