Todd Packer: Mike, okay, a stripper is "Bachelor Party 101." If you don't get a stripper your party is gonna suck.
Michael: I can't get a stripper here. Sexual harassment.
Todd Packer: Get one for the girls, too. That evens it out. You know, separate but equal.
Michael: So that's what that means...

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Show: The Office

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Character: Michael Scott

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