Rory: Mom's a little crabby this morning.
Lorelai: I am not crabby. I'm very very ill.
Rory: With allergies.
Lorelai: Deadly allergies.
Rory: Sorry, I didn't mean to minimize your condition. Shall we make funeral arrangements now?
Lorelai: Yes, and make sure you get your money back if these pills work.
Rory: Where did you get these?
Lorelai: Found them in your room.
Rory: These expired in 1998.
Lorelai: So... What I should take, four then?
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Show: Gilmore Girls
Episode: The Big One
Characters: Lorelai Gilmore, Rory Gilmore
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