Dr. Cox: Move!
Carla: What's up your butt?
Laverne: Yeah, what is all up in there?
Dr. Cox: Why don't you hop aboard the "What's Up Dr. Cox's Butt Trolly" and we can begin our tour, coming up on the left is my bloated, bed ridden ex-wife that's not allowed to lift a finger, which, thankfully leaves it all up to these guys [Dr. Cox shows his hands]. Now, if you'll look to your right, you'll see my waning libido, my crushed soul and my very last nerve, which I would advise you not to get on, under or even close to.
Laverne: Does it help to know that Jesus loves you?
Dr. Cox: [Nodding] It does not.
Laverne: Well, everything happens for a reason.
Dr. Cox: Are you really trying to tell me that things like, New Orleans, AIDS, sugar free ice cream, crack babies, Hugh Jackman, and cancer all happen for a reason? Because I'm sorry, I'm-I'm just not buying that.
Laverne: "God works all things for good" - Romans 8:28.
Dr. Cox: "Bull Honky" - Perry Cox. 6'1. Buck eighty-five after lunch. [Winks]
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Show: Scrubs
Episode: My No Good Reason
Character: Perry Cox
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