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Stewie Griffin: Must've pulled something playing hoops last week.
[cut to Stewie playing Basketball with black guys]
Stewie Griffin: I know you're not puttin' that rock up from here, you ain't gon no J.
Black Guy: Yo, man, that's trippin'!
Stewie Griffin: Brotha, please, you're the one who's trippin'. Go on, cry home to your mama, she waitin' for you!
Black Guy: Now, don't make me put my size 13s up your narrow ass!
Stewie Griffin: I don't sweat you. Bring it on, bitch! Now how you gonna act? Sheesh. Bringin' that trash in here... this is my house!

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Lethal Weapons

Character: Stewie Griffin

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