Kyle: My little brother's been abducted by aliens. It's true! Ask Cartman! They gave him an anal probe!
Cartman: Heh, that's, uh, that's a little joke…
Kyle: Mr. Garrison, seriously! I have to go! Can I please be excused from class?
Mr. Garrison: I don't know, Kyle. Did you ask Mr. Hat?
Kyle: I don't WANNA ask Mr. Hat, I'm asking YOU!!
Mr. Garrison: Oh, I think you should ask Mr. Hat.
Kyle: Mr. Hat, may I please be excused from class?
Mr. Hat: Well, Kyle…NO!! You hear me?! You go to hell! You go to hell and you DIE!!
Mr. Garrison: Hmm…I guess you'll have to take your seat.
Kyle: DAMMIT!!!
Cartman: Ha, ha! Mr. Hat yelled at you!
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Show: South Park
Episode: Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
Character: Kyle Broflovski
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