Philo: [after Earl tries to persuade Catalina to make out with him to cheer him up] No, it's okay, there's already a girl I'm in love with. She's hot.
Catalina: I'm hot.
Philo: You're okay, but compared to her, you're like those things in Lord Of The Rings that grow out of the ground covered in slime and attack the castle.
Randy: Ewoks. Those are called Ewoks.

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Show: My Name Is Earl

Episode: Something to Live For

Characters: Randy Hickey, Catalina Aruca

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