J.D.: No more stealing her purse just so you can return it later in hopes that she’ll be so grateful she’ll use the money recovered to buy you a drink and maybe have sex with you after.
Danni: Did that work?
J.D.: I stole the wrong purse. And yes.

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Episode: My Advice to You

Character: John 'JD' Dorian

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