Stewie Griffin: Oh, Brian, there you are. Uh, can I talk to you about something?
Brian Griffin: Uh, yeah, what is it?
Stewie Griffin: That coffee mug you have on your desk that says "Life's a Beach"...um...that's dangerously close to the word "bitch," isn't it?
Brian Griffin: Uh, yeah, that's the joke.
Stewie Griffin: Oh, absolutely, and-and nobody appreciates a joke like Stewie. And, uh, y'know between you and me I think it's a stitch. But some of the other employees have found it offensive.
Brian Griffin: Other employees? Who else works here besides me?
Stewie Griffin: [pointing in Brian's face] FUCK YOU, that's who works here!!

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Model Misbehavior

Characters: Brian, Stewie Griffin

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