[Turk and Carla shake their heads disapprovingly at Dr. Cox.]
Dr. Cox: Oh don't even start, Tarla or Curk or whatever you're calling this little two-headed judgmental freak show. Why don't I do a little piece for you I like to call, "Your First Year Of Marriage." "I do!" Oh, kiss kiss kiss! [imitating Carla's whine] "Why can't we have a baby!" [imitating Turk's talk] "Why you spendin' so much money on clothes!" "Why you sleepin' with my sister?" "Why can't I hang out with my peeps?" [explosion sound]
Turk: Baby.
Carla: Hmmm?
Turk: I would never sleep with your sister. She's hideous.

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Show: Scrubs

Episode: My Choosiest Choice of All

Characters: Christopher Turk, Perry Cox

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