Lois Griffin: Oh, God, I can't believe we weren't more careful! This probably happened that night we tried role-playing.
[cutaway Peter in bed as Lois walks toward him]
Lois Griffin: Ooh, I need a spanking. I'm a bad, bad girl.
Peter Griffin: I'm a paladin with 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my Helm of Disintegration and do 1D4 damage as my Half-Elf Mage wields his +5 Holy Avenger.
Lois Griffin: Paladins can't use the Helm of Disintegration!
Peter Griffin: Oh? Okay. Then I'm a black guy.
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Show: Family Guy
Episode: Sibling Rivalry
Characters: Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin
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