Lois Griffin: Oh, I just can't stand the thought of losing Brian!
Stewie Griffin: If he dies, I'm gonna have to start hanging out with The Rock again.
[cut to a TV commercial]
Don LaFontaine: One's a baby, and the other's... black. I think. At least... part black. Or, Hispanic. I think, you know, possibly, there's some Filipino in there, yeah, possibly some Filipino. I mean, if he, if he's black it's definitely diluted. I mean, one of his parents must be white. What the hell is Jessica Alba, for that matter? If I were 40 years younger, I would plow that 'til next July...

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Brian Sings and Swings

Characters: Lois Griffin, Stewie Griffin

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